USPSA Releases New Rules Change Application

Remountainton, WA – Professional Wrestler and USPSA President Mick Foley announced today a new Rules Change Application.  Joined on his right

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ITPA Introduces New Rules for Pro Shooters

Burytown, AR – In a move praised by shitty shooters worldwide, the ITPA (International Tactical Pistol Association) announces today new

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Shooters EJECTED from Team Shit Hole

Internet, Earth – Several foul-mouthed, excessively-padded “shooters” found themselves virtually homeless after being ejected from Team Shit Hole.  Team Shit

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Order of Kentucky First Colonels Inducts Major Political Figure

Kentucky, Duh – The Honorable Order of Kentucky First Colonels today inducted a high-profile political figure into its ranks.  Former Presidential

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If we DQ Everyone, We can Keep the Prizes for Ourselves!

Not Florida, USA – Safety is #1 in the shooting sports, especially in the ITPA (International Tactical Pistoling Association).  As

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Veteran Trap Shooter Loses Round to Mossberg 500

Sparta, IL – Mortimer Castlesteel couldn’t remember this ever happening before.  In fact, no one at the facility could.  A

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