UN Panel Says Firearms Cause Global Warming

Brussels, Netherlands – Representatives from the United Nations’ IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) have announced new findings regarding the

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VODA Consulting Trainer Releases Resume

Facebook, Internet – Famed real life trainer Looseen Black released his formal resume in a Facebook Messenger conversation with a potential

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IDPA SO Gets Shot, Scores Stage, is Reprimanded by HQ

Springfield City, USA – Local Safety Officer Johan “T-1000 Unit” Pekhus was sternly reprimanded by HQ after being wounded during a defensive

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USPSA Releases New Rules Change Application

Remountainton, WA – Professional Wrestler and USPSA President Mick Foley announced today a new Rules Change Application.  Joined on his right

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ITPA Introduces New Rules for Pro Shooters

Burytown, AR – In a move praised by shitty shooters worldwide, the ITPA (International Tactical Pistol Association) announces today new

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