**** BREAKINGER NEWS **** ALL BENS REINSTATED TO USPCCSA

Burlington, WA – In a strange plot twist all BENS that had been suspended from USPCCSA activities have been reinstated by USPCCSA president for life MICK FOLEY.

Despite our half hearted attempt for comment from USPCCSA HQ, President Foley, or one of the many BENS that were affected / not affected by this we were unable to get any response and are too lazy to make one up.

 

If there is more news on this latest USPCCSA situation we will have the news here first, but for now all seems quiet and peaceful. Order has been restored, it was all just a big misunderstanding and you all need to stop acting like a bunch of spoiled babies.