IDPA SO Gets Shot, Scores Stage, is Reprimanded by HQ
Springfield City, USA – Local Safety Officer Johan “T-1000 Unit” Pekhus was sternly reprimanded by HQ after being wounded during a defensive
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ISIS claims responsibility for IDPA rulebook
ISIS has declared responsibility for the past few years of IDPA rule changes leaving hundreds of IDPA shooters confused, DQ’d,
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Shooter posts after match thoughts on Facebook, no one cares.
Chicago, IL (in between shootouts and gun shots) – Mick Gearna just finished a shooting match. Feeling great about coming
Read moreUSPSA Releases New Rules Change Application
Remountainton, WA – Professional Wrestler and USPSA President Mick Foley announced today a new Rules Change Application. Joined on his right
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Dry-Fire Advocate Finds New Passion
Dayton, Ohio – USPSA Area 51 Grandmaster, author, and dry-fire guru Anders Stevenson was found on the side of route
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Single Stack RIOT
Clovis, New Mexico – Every year, New Mexico is home to the annual “Gunsmith’s Paradise Single Stack Championship” where 1911
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USPSA Shooter Bumped to C-Class, Hasn’t Stopped Bitching Since
Somewhere in Area 2, USPSA – Career D-Class shooter [name withheld, henceforth ambiguously referred to as “Pat“] was moved to
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Does Shooting Too Many IDPA Matches Lead To Chronic Depression Or Withdrawal From Society?
Berryville, Arkansas – IDPA has taken the shooting world by storm – the combination of realistic scenarios and real world
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ITPA Introduces New Rules for Pro Shooters
Burytown, AR – In a move praised by shitty shooters worldwide, the ITPA (International Tactical Pistol Association) announces today new
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***BREAKING NEWS*** Team Glock Replaces Spokes-Model with Actual Shooter!
This just in from Team Glock HQ! Glock has announced that they are ending their tumultuous relationship with Top Gun
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