IDPA SO Gets Shot, Scores Stage, is Reprimanded by HQ

Springfield City, USA – Local Safety Officer Johan “T-1000 Unit” Pekhus was sternly reprimanded by HQ after being wounded during a defensive

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USPSA Shooter Bumped to C-Class, Hasn’t Stopped Bitching Since

Somewhere in Area 2, USPSA – Career D-Class shooter [name withheld, henceforth ambiguously referred to as “Pat“] was moved to

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Does Shooting Too Many IDPA Matches Lead To Chronic Depression Or Withdrawal From Society?

Berryville, Arkansas  –  IDPA has taken the shooting world by storm – the combination of realistic scenarios and real world

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ITPA Introduces New Rules for Pro Shooters

Burytown, AR – In a move praised by shitty shooters worldwide, the ITPA (International Tactical Pistol Association) announces today new

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