Grandpa Grumpy Pants bitches about entitled millennial PRS shooters

Step Stool, CO – Frank Galileo has recently released a scathing charge on his forum, Snipers Height. Frank has targeted the shooters of a recent PRS match at the Butch / Dyke Brawl in Texas, and highlighted their millennial bullshit sense of entitlement.

Entitled, Ironic Rant

“Over the last 4 years, I have felt, and I am not alone, that the addition of sponsored shooters, and Teams is ruining the matches for a lot of people, including myself as a Match Emperor. The Sniper’s Height Grail is probably the longest running match of its kind from the shortest Match Emperor in the land. We used to put on two matches a year, but if these blouse wearing faggits keep showing up, ima shut it down.”  He posted several emoji after that, most of which have been out of circulation for a few years.

“The worst part about these skinny crye wearin hipster shooters and their sense of entitlement, is they act like it’s something special because they attended a weekend rifle match.  These are team / Bowling shirt shooters I am talking about, not your average shooter over 5’8″ who looks at this like a vacation or a limited opportunity to provide shade to me on a hot day. These Bitch Ass Fucking Cowards ain’t entitled ta nuthin, the RO’s is the ones that’s entitled, cause they show up and work in the heat, sometimes with no pay, so that gives them the entitlement to the sponsored prize table, not the match fee paying kweer boys that fund these matches, whiny little bitches.”

When I pointed out that it seemed like he was complaining about a sense of entitlement, while enforcing an entitled view for the RO’s, Frank promptly called me a “meat gazer” and attempted to bite my ankles.

Other Non-PRS Groups Following Suit

After this turn of events, the PGA has announced that it will follow suit.  The event volunteers and caddys will be paid out of the prize pot before any competitor or “professional, blouse wearin, club swingin faggit golfer.”

Stay tuned to TFR for updates on this riveting situation that has turned the world of Precision Rifle Shooting on its head, and has affected TENS of “professional” rifle shooters.

  • GunnerMcGunner

    It’s “Sniper’s Hide” not “Sniper’s Height” and then the article pretty much goes in the toilet from that point….

    • Dick Poplawski

      Oh, is that the only intentional allowed mutation you noticed!?

    • Clay Autery

      Mmmm…. you know this is a humor website, right?

      • MavusiKenpachi

        No humor allowed in the gun community

    • MavusiKenpachi

      Whoosh!

  • c azook

    Shankster? Is that you?

  • LHTwist

    May I point out Mr. Dick Poplawski, that you are an entertaining writer if not informative. I’m not sure what the fuss is over but I had a couple of pretty good chuckles. And I’m stealing that one about the ankle biter.