Gun Manufacturer Scours Strip Clubs For New Shooting Team Members

We Need New Talent!

Somewhere, Georgia – Popular firearm manufacturer looks to expand their shooting team.

“We used to just try to find women that shoot at Instagrams or local Facebooks or matches.  Management wants us to cut the shit and just get to the point.”

Historically, their recruiters have successfully nailed some of the biggest sluts in the shooting industry.  

“I aint sayin we’re exploiting women to sell guns…but I aint saying we’re not. ”

Look for them to continue this trend through 2017.

“We aint gonna build a team and then fire them all after we R&D some shit either. ”