Internet Citizen Plays Stupid Games, Wins No Prizes

Toad Suck, Arkansas – 

I was told “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” over and over again on the social mediums prepper and III%er groups.  I trust these patriots with my LIFE.

So I started playing stupid games…like Jenga, Uno, Eat The Yellow Snow, Chicken with traffic.

I didn’t win SHIT.  I was expecting stupid prizes here.

But noooo, life just went on like normal.

I’m starting to wonder if everything on the Internet is just a stupid fucking prize….

My wife and I are falling on hard times…we never win ANYTHING.  I just thought if people were winning prizes, stupid or smart, I could play too and be a winner.