Carry Optics now being billed as “Open for Poor People”

Pedro Walleye, Washington – USPSA’s recent lift of a magazine capacity in Carry Optics division represents a huge step for

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USPSA competitor disqualified after yoga mat found in his range bag.

Old Doubletree, PA: Panic gripped squad 9 deep in the throes of the frigid Trans-New England Section match earlier this

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Veteran Reloader Nearly Has A Mishap

Phoenix, Arizona – 92 year old precision reloader and retired machinist, Gabe “Gabby” Smyth recently posted on his favorite reloading

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Prepper Community To Hold Yard Sale

Hayden, Idaho –  In a stunning turn of events local prepper group “Prepare Reuse Ecosystem Protectors or PREP” is going

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ITPA Introduces New Rules for Pro Shooters

Burytown, AR – In a move praised by shitty shooters worldwide, the ITPA (International Tactical Pistol Association) announces today new

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Shooters EJECTED from Team Shit Hole

Internet, Earth – Several foul-mouthed, excessively-padded “shooters” found themselves virtually homeless after being ejected from Team Shit Hole.  Team Shit

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Order of Kentucky First Colonels Inducts Major Political Figure

Kentucky, Duh – The Honorable Order of Kentucky First Colonels today inducted a high-profile political figure into its ranks.  Former Presidential

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***BREAKING NEWS*** Team Glock Replaces Spokes-Model with Actual Shooter!

This just in from Team Glock HQ! Glock has announced that they are ending their tumultuous relationship with Top Gun

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