Thefeedramp.com has recently learned that Army special forces veteran and general bad ass Pat MacNamara is being investigated by Amnesty International for literally scaring the shit out of ISIS.
ISIS member Haji Abdula Mohamed stated “We are all not knowing what to must do in these horrible conditions. ”
“The shits are so deep even the camel wifes are upset. Every time Mac say ‘GET CHU SOME!’ all jihadist spontaneously shit in tent.”
Haji went on to say there greatest fear is that Mr. MacNamara would re-enlist and single-handedly stop the caliphate.
Mr. MacNamara is training like a maniac and could not be reached for comment.
Willy Horsecock for The Feed Ramp